Popular Myth No. 2,341

"If you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything"

Obviously the message here is that women like a man who can make them laugh; not that you can literally control a woman by making her laugh.

Bollocks.

I never toot my own horn so I'm just being honest when I say that I'm a funny fuck when I get going. I've yet to meet a woman that I can't make laugh.

"Why you must knee deep in tail!" one might think.

Stranger, let me tell you. If I had a ha'penny for every dame I've had fall for me due to my gigglesmithery alone! Well, let's just say that I'd have FUCK ALL.

Now, I've visited the garden Oh feminine delights once or twice but those conquests are solely attributable to A.) dumb luck or B.) a lack of better options on her part. I assure you it was not because I made her laugh.

So, one must conclude that, like the pitiably naive belief(s) that women like nice/sensitive/smart men, it's a filthy rotten lie.

MYTH.

BUSTED.