Cake-Roots (aka Rage Against the Ma-Cake)

I give you my Coffee Cake song [to be sung to the tune of Roots by Sepultura during, or prior to, the eating of Coffee Cake]:

Cake.
Cofee Cake.
Cake.
Cofee Cake.
Cake.
Coffee Cake.
Cake.
Coffee Cake.

I believe in my Cake.
I don't need to fake.
It's all I want to eat.
Watch me eat.

I say,
I'm eating all this cake.
I really like this cake.
I'll take you to a place
Where we can find some...

Cake.
Cofee Cake.
Cake.
Cofee Cake.
Cake.
Coffee Cake.
Cake.
Coffee Cake.

Cake,
bring me the strength
to eat another cake.
It's all I want to eat.
Let me eat.

Why
Can't you see
Can't you feel
This is Neal's...

Cake.
Cofee Cake.
Cake.
Cofee Cake.
Cake.
Coffee Cake.
Cake.
Coffee Cake.


Adieu!